How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.