What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.