What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!