What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham