What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.