Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem