Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.