What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.