What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.