What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.