What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.