How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.