How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield