How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.