How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.