Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.