Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.