What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.