What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.