What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.