How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.