How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.