How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped