How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.