How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.