Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip