Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables