What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.