What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me