What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.