What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.