Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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A one night stand with Jesus

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

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What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!