Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!