Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.