Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.