What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo