How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.