How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !