Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.