Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )