Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!