Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.