How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!