What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.