Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin