Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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Alan Ture Jokes More Alan Ture Jokes

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.