Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...