Why did the funeral director cover his ...

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin