What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!