What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.