What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here