Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read