How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it