What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and