When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.