Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.