Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.