Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks