What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.