How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.