Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!