How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.