Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.