Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.