Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.