Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.