Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.