What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.