What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him