Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game