Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

How do you disappoint a redditor?

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ?

Clay on Sam !

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.