Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ?

Clay on Sam !

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game