Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.