What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.