What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs