What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs