Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.