What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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