What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.