What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.