What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.