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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

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You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What did one ghost say to the other?

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.