Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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A subturban!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

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