What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...