Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.