Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.