What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment