What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.