What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment