Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI