Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.