Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.